Post by Pig Shooter Master on Mar 12, 2006 13:12:41 GMT -6
Welcome to the only known Message Board about the popular and fun to play computer games known as Pig Shooter and Rain Walker. Both games were created by the hard working, hard drinking, hard smoking, hard screwing and hard living guys at Spiffy Tech.com! Now before you run along and post some messages here, we got some rules. Why? Because I always wanted to make up some rules for a message board run by me!
1. Please Register. Ok, that's a lame rule, but you won't be able to climb up the ranks and become an authoritative member of this message board if you could post without registering.
2. Insult whoever you like. As long as they're still living. Dead people are off limits since they can't come back and defend themsleves. But if they're alive tell those suckas who is boss.
3. Stay on Topic. Be sure that if you're in the Rain Walker threads, you stick to talking about Rain Walker. And if you're in the Pig Shooter one, talk about Pig Shooter.
4. No Old People. They're not covered by our insurance.
5. Be Honest. Don't say you scored 3092392380923 points on Rain Walker, because we know you're lying and we'll report you to Homeland Security since only terrorist have ever lied in the history of the World.
6. Have Fun. If you don't, we have your number and we're gonna hand it over to Fox Security and they'll contact your local authorities and they'll hold you accountable. Fair? Well, no not really.
7. Do you have Suggestions? Wonderful. Please post them in the Suggestions Board in the General Area. We'll make them happen, if possible. If you suggest we fix next year's Oscars so V for Vendetta wins best picture, we'll do it.
8. Be sure to visit our sponsors! Umm...lemme think here, sponsors. Oh www.bebits.com, they truly rock in the off chance you are still using BeOS (if you don't know what that is, you're not using it).
9. RSS Feeds. I don't think we have any.
Well that's all. Be sure to have a rockin' bitchin' good time, yo! And ya'll come back now, ya hear?
1. Please Register. Ok, that's a lame rule, but you won't be able to climb up the ranks and become an authoritative member of this message board if you could post without registering.
2. Insult whoever you like. As long as they're still living. Dead people are off limits since they can't come back and defend themsleves. But if they're alive tell those suckas who is boss.
3. Stay on Topic. Be sure that if you're in the Rain Walker threads, you stick to talking about Rain Walker. And if you're in the Pig Shooter one, talk about Pig Shooter.
4. No Old People. They're not covered by our insurance.
5. Be Honest. Don't say you scored 3092392380923 points on Rain Walker, because we know you're lying and we'll report you to Homeland Security since only terrorist have ever lied in the history of the World.
6. Have Fun. If you don't, we have your number and we're gonna hand it over to Fox Security and they'll contact your local authorities and they'll hold you accountable. Fair? Well, no not really.
7. Do you have Suggestions? Wonderful. Please post them in the Suggestions Board in the General Area. We'll make them happen, if possible. If you suggest we fix next year's Oscars so V for Vendetta wins best picture, we'll do it.
8. Be sure to visit our sponsors! Umm...lemme think here, sponsors. Oh www.bebits.com, they truly rock in the off chance you are still using BeOS (if you don't know what that is, you're not using it).
9. RSS Feeds. I don't think we have any.
Well that's all. Be sure to have a rockin' bitchin' good time, yo! And ya'll come back now, ya hear?